Friday, November 21, 2014

Friday confessions

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First confession: I wish I had a confession juicy enough to get Anderson Cooper (or maybe you know him as the Silver Fox) to make that face. I don't, sorry. At least I don't think I do. He's probably heard some stuff, you know?

So I'll just settle for oh-shit-it's-time-to-write-a-blog-post-but-I-don't-know-what-to-write-about confessions instead.

Confession:

--I just ate half a bag of grocery store brand cooler ranch chips and I'm thinking of making it my appetizer to an entree of tortilla chips and salsa verde.

--I will never not judge Selena Gomez for dating Justin Bieber. No, girl, we have not all been there.

--I'm starting to hold a grudge against Kimbra because every time I search for 90s music on Spotify, some song of hers is the first result. Do I look like I want to listen to a song called 90s music? No Spotify, I want to listen to Father of Mine.

--I get way too peevish when I sneeze multiple times and no one says bless you and then another person sneezes and five people trip over themselves trying to be the first to say, "bless you."

--I tried to watch Annie Hall the other day and then it opened on Woody Allen's fucking face and I almost turned it off immediately. I still haven't finished it. Is Annie supposed to be charming? Because she's more awkward than the most awkward person I know (me).

--None of the words on Time's list of words to ban really bother me, but I would like to nominate, "pesky." I'm convinced it's only ever used on political blogs where the conservative/liberal writer is saying that conservative/liberal people don't like "pesky facts." Yeah? Well I don't like your pesky use of pesky. What a stupid word.

--I paid for Taylor Swift's new album twice because I wanted to download it right away and then I realized I also wanted the bonus songs that are only on the Target CD.

--I can't join in on the Benedict Cumberbatch fangirling because the first movie I saw him in. he played a pedophile rapist and the image has just kind of stuck.

--I really, really like hate-listening to Jason Aldean. It's a weird relationship.

--The more people shit on Kim Kardashian, the more I like her (okay, fine, the more ambivalent I am about her). I'm over how "oh my god where's our society going? Something something the Kardashians," has become the go-to way to say, "look at me, I'm smart and care about important things."

--I've put a lot of thought into this and I'm fairly positive the car brand with the most assholish of drivers is Subaru followed by Audi.

--I pre-ordered the fourth Twilight book.

--The feelings I feel when reading status updates about grad school are I assume what people who hate kids feel about baby pictures.

--I used to think Vanessa Carlton was the most masterful songwriter on the entire planet and I loved, "Be Not Nobody" more than my own kin.

--One of the craziest New Year's I've ever spent ended with a whipped cream fight at midnight and drinking champagne from plastic flutes in a bubble bath. Except I was 10 and the champagne was apple cider and we were in the bath in our swimsuits. Man, that ending was a letdown.

Okay, tell me a confession.

11 comments:

  1. I'm feeling a lot of feeling after this post. A few things ....

    1. Can't believe that you brought Everclear into this post.

    2. I get you on Jason Aldean.
    3. Um, we usually agree on the menfolk but I can't believe that you're not digging on Benedict Cumberbatch. Like, this makes me really uncomfortable.

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  2. Oh, I'm laughing about how you pre-ordered the fourth Twilight. I'm also not into Benedict Cumberbatch. I haven't seen him in much, but he just looks odd to me. Trying to think of a good confession. . .all I've got is I really want bunny slippers for my birthday. No shame.

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  3. I just don't understand the Benedict Cumberbatch love. I never will.


    Your last confession totally cracked me up! Well, really, all of them did, but the last one is priceless!

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  4. There's another Twilight coming out? Are you kidding me?? SCORE!

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  5. 1. I did it and I won't apologize!
    2. THANK YOU.
    3. Okay, okay. Just let me watch a season of Sherlock and I'm sure I'll be on board. (Unless I watch Atonement again...)

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  6. Okay yeah, no shame, those things look so cozy. And I'm really embarrassed by how into Twilight I once was. I even saw a midnight showing. Oh god the shame.

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  7. Thanks, Karen! I don't get it either. I mean I don't think the man is unattractive, but I just don't get the hysteria.

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  8. Aaahh don't make me be the bearer of bad news, but no. Aren't there four Twilight books.. right? I was just confessing to being a former Twihard.

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  9. Well I googled it and Midnight Sun was SUPPOSED to come out but she quit because 12 chapters leaked and she's butt hurt.

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  10. Hey, you know what....As a proud Audi owner AND YOUR BEST FRIEND. I have to say that I feel Camry owners are just old grandmas who run their cars into things for . Also, I would take offense but we both know who you are talking about on the grad school front. I just quietly cry to you like a normal person. And yea, I paid for the Tay album twice because duh.

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  11. Camry drivers are goddamn respectable AND YOU KNOW IT.

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