Friday, October 25, 2013

People I want to party with this weekend

Do you ever look at your group of friends and think, "damn I wish I knew cooler people?"
 
No? Yeah, haha, uh, me neither...
 
But if I could create a fantasy list of people to party with, well these people would get a VIP invite: (Did I mention some were fictional characters? Don't judge me)

Mindy Lahiri

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Why? We could sing off-key to Katy Perry without judgment while clutching big girl mojitos and her idea of a good night would never be inviting me to some stuffy party where pretentious assholes spend the night spouting bullshit with a straight face. 
 
Sidenote: The MOST boring night I have ever spent with people my own age (Crystal, you know) were these twenty-somethings who cared way too much about how they came off to other people. (Additional sidenote: Probably why hipsters always have such fucking great photos of themselves).

Nick Miller

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Why? He's a bartender, duh. Plus his adult failures will remind me that it could get worse. Like I could have a big box full of unpaid bills. Oh wait, you do too? Yeah, mine's in the closet.

Hanna Marin

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Why? It goes without saying she's the coolest pretty little liar. She won't casually drop references to centuries-old historical figures like Spencer or date someone named Ezra like Aria, and she won't just stand around and purse her lips like Emily. 

She'll just, you know, party with you. 
 
Lady Gaga

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Why? Because I still want to figure out what she's desperately trying to hide. But once she starts talking about artpop, I'm out. 
 
Kate Middleton
 
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Why? Because I want to know all the royal gossip and the secrets to her hair. What better time is there to spill dirty details than over shots of Soco and lime (whatever, it tastes good)? Also, I'd maybe tell her to quit it with the black eyeliner ringed all around her eyes.

Jennifer Lawrence

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Why? Because, duh, you always invite Jennifer Lawrence. 


Who's on your list??



 

15 comments:

  1. basically all of these poeple. yes. but where am I on the list?

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  2. I want to hang out with Emma Stone, she seems a little whacky in a good way.

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  3. I would TOTALLY hang out with Hanna Marin and Mindy. Maybe not Nick, but DEFINITELY his alter ego, Pepperwood. Lastly, I would add anyone from Parks & Rec and of course Blair Waldorf.

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  4. seth mcfarland, seth green and charlie day!!

    -kathy

    Vodka and Soda

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  5. Haha, deepest apologies. I'll be sure to send you an invite!

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  6. Yes! I have such a girl-crush on her!

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  7. Definitely anyone from Parks and Rec! And I just had to google the Julius Pepperwood reference--love that episode. I think him and Schmidt are tied for my favorite characters.

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  8. Yes, Charlie Day! Love him on Always Sunny.

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  9. That night was the absolute WORST....who knew that lighting a Menorah with birthday candles could even have the life sucked out of it by those peeps? ALSO, you are only having these thoughts because I'm not around you in REAL LIFE. Let's see...I'd invite Bill Murray, Jean-Luc Picard, William Adama, and last, but not least Mila Jovavich.

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  10. Logan just said he'd rather go to your party but since he has no stakes in learning the hair secrets of Kate Middleton, I'd say his opinion is INVALID. And we all know you'd invite Ke$ha, so stop fronting.

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  11. Ahh this is so cute. YES to J.Law, Kate and Nick Miller. He's my hero. (P.S. I made a Schmidt reference in my last post and NOBODY got it. i'm so disappointed in the world.)

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  12. OH and Ron Swanson. You must always invite Ron Swanson or he'll sic his pet moose on you (I'm sure he has one).

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  13. My yes to Mindy & Kate Middleton !!!

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  14. Haha I love Ron Swanson, so he can come as long as he makes some steak. And I'd like to think I would've gotten the Schmidt reference but I just checked your post and it might've gone over my head. So disappointed with myself. But he's probably my second favorite on New Girl.

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