Sunday, August 25, 2013

Sunday funday

Here are my hopes for tonight's VMAs:

1. Justin Timberlake WILL reunite with Nsync. And they WILL figure out how to revert to the way they looked here: (you know, for old time's sake)
(Photo via jonobacon)

If they don't reunite, the show is pointless and I hate everything.

2.  Lady Gaga will shock in her opening act by... wearing something shocking. She's never done that before, amirite? Or maybe she'll arrive in an egg again. That was cool.

3. Robin Thicke will sing "Blurred Lines" in nothing but a g-string.
4. Katy Perry will not wear a dumb wig.

5. Miley Cyrus will fake grind against another girl and expect us all to be scandalized by it.

6. Kanye West will bring North West on stage to spite Kris Jenner's exclusive interview with him. 

7. Taylor Swift will prancersize onto the stage in a nod to John Mayer's "Paper Doll" video while presenting.

8. Selena Gomez will, with no room for interpretation, diss Justin Bieber and his stupid fucking harem pants while presenting.

9. Someone will cry winning a Moon man and cradle it while lovingly saying, "it came true!" (Sorry Anne, it was too easy).

10. And, once again, back to Robin Thicke, who will win best video for having the wholly original idea to parade naked girls around. He's a visionary, that one.


  1. I've never watched the VMA's before but all the twitter hype is making me want to!! Guess I should finish my schoolwork....OH and since I know everyone has an opinion on it--if We Can't Stop wins anything, I'm turning it off. Srsly.

    Allie //

  2. Haha. Ugh, no kidding. If you didn't watch it, you need to google her performance. I don't think the girl knows what shame is.